For women with endometriosis and PCOS who are a little bit woowoo

Your body came in with a manual. It is written in your birth chart.

Astrology and Human Design show exactly how your incarnation chose to run in this earth realm: how it eats, bleeds, rests and heals. I read that by hand, put the latest science and the oldest medicine (TCM, Ayurveda) next to it, and send you the one thing to do this week. It is how I went from twenty four years of endo and PCOS to three children and no pain medication.

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Twenty four years sick. Twenty two years of woowoo healing. Twenty years reading women's charts. Not a doctor, not a cure. A door.

Three real pages from the 7 Woowoo Things

Start here

Which question is your body asking?

Pick one. Your chart already knows the answer. I translate it.

01EatingWhy am I exhausted and bloated no matter what I eat?You get: how your design wants to eat, when, and how warm.This one → 02CycleWhy is my cycle chaos, or gone completely?You get: your four inner seasons, and how to live in each.This one → 03HormonesWhat are my hormones actually doing to me?You get: your six messengers in plain words, and what each one needs.This one → 04FlowWhy do I feel puffy, heavy and stuck?You get: why your body holds on, and how to let it leave, gently.This one → 05CalmWhy does every stress go straight to my pelvis?You get: why every stress lands in your pelvis, and how to turn it down.This one → 06MovementHow do I move without making it worse?You get: how your body was built to move, and what to skip.This one → 07RestWhy doesn't sleep fix me?You get: what rest actually is for your design, and why sleep alone is not it.This one →

Not sure which? The 7 Woowoo Things reads all seven and marks your loudest one. A flare, a surgery, a doctor who does not listen? Those are free, here.

How it works

Three steps. You never have to study any of it.

You give me your birth date, time and place.

At checkout, two minutes. That is the whole blueprint of how your body chose to come in. No time? Put what you know, I work with it.

I read your design by hand.

Your chart and your Human Design say how your body is built to eat, bleed, rest and clear. I put the newest science and the oldest medicine, TCM and Ayurveda, next to it. Twenty years of charts, twenty four of living this. Never an app.

You get the one thing, and you do it for seven days.

Do this, skip this, the why in plain words, the research named. On day eight you know something about your body no doctor told you. That system is your map.

A close up of one page: your chart says, try it for one week, why it matters

A real page

Where everyone starts

Did you know your chart already knows why nothing worked?

Because every list you tried was written for a body that is not yours. Your incarnation came in with its own way of eating, bleeding, resting and clearing. The 7 Woowoo Things is that way, read from your chart by hand, in seven short pages: what your design says, what to do this week, what to skip, and why the science agrees. One of the seven will feel like someone finally read your mail. Start there.

Your chart, not a template.
Seven things, one per system, your loudest one marked.
Do this, skip this, on every page.
Tomorrow in your inbox.

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Not a cure, not a diagnosis. A first reading of your design, and one thing to do about it. Launch price, going up to $47.

What moved

Not reviews. The words they sent me.

Fifteen years of diets

For fifteen years I tried every diet, and each one left me more tired and more ashamed. Learning how my body is actually built to eat, warm and steady, was the first thing that ever lifted the exhaustion. I have real energy again for the first time since my twenties.

Nadia R.

Eight months without a period

My periods vanished for eight months after the pill and every doctor just shrugged. Learning to read my cycle and borrow the moon while it came back gave me hope, and three months later I bled on my own.

Hannah S.

Every workout flared her endo

Every workout used to flare my endo for days, so I stopped moving at all. Learning how my body actually wants to move, gently and with my cycle, means I move now without paying for it, and my pelvic pain has eased so much.

Bianca F.

First name or initial, never edited, shared with her permission. Eighteen more sit inside the books themselves.

Jekaterina in August 2026 — NowAugust 2026

My own receipt

I read my own chart first. Then I lived by it.

Twenty four years of grade four endometriosis and severe PCOS. Told I would never carry a child. Three children, all naturally. No pain medication. This year I let fifteen kilos creep back on because I had stopped following my own design. So I followed it again for four months. No gym, no protocol. Just my chart, the science and the woowoo. Ten kilos lighter and a lot better in my skin.

That is my body. Yours will be different, and it may be nothing like this. I show the photos because I would rather be honest than impressive. Real and unedited. The whole story is here.

What it costs

Start with one reading. Go deeper only if it moved something.

$27

The 7 Woowoo Things

The first reading of your design. Seven things, your loudest one marked, one thing to do this week. Tomorrow in your inbox.

Read my chart

$97

One Body Map

The whole book on your loudest question. Around one hundred and forty pages read from your chart, with a workbook. Three business days.

Pick my question

$197

All Seven Maps

Every system your body runs on, read from the same chart. Around nine hundred pages and seven workbooks. Five business days.

Get all seven

$250

The Reading

Forty five minutes with me, your map open, live on WhatsApp or Signal or as a video I record for you. One map, read out loud for your body. Map owners only, four a month.

How it works

The questions you are thinking

Asked and answered.

Is this astrology?

Yes, and Human Design, and I say it out loud. Your chart is the blueprint your body chose before it came in. I read it to see how your design eats, bleeds, rests and clears. Then I put the science next to it, named, and the oldest medicine, TCM and Ayurveda, next to that. You get the instruction, not the theory.

Do I have to believe in it?

No. You have to do one thing for seven days. Your body is the judge, not your beliefs and not mine.

Is this medical advice?

No. It is educational and spiritual. It does not replace your doctor, and if a symptom is new, severe or frightening, you see your doctor first. I lived on the maximum medication for years and had two big surgeries. I know what a doctor is for.

What do I actually receive?

A PDF, read for you, in your inbox. The 7 Woowoo Things is short and arrives within one business day. A Body Map is around one hundred and forty pages plus a workbook and takes three business days, because I read it by hand. Save it when it lands, the download link stays open for three days.

What if nothing changes in seven days?

Then that system is not your loudest one, and you know something you did not know last week. Nothing moved is not a failure, it is a reading.

I do not know my birth time.

Put in what you know. A date and place already tell me most of it. A birth certificate or your mother may have the time. It helps, it is not a wall.

What is The Reading?

Forty five minutes with me, once you own a map. I read that one map to you out loud, for your body, live on WhatsApp or Signal on a Monday, Tuesday, Thursday or Friday morning, Curaçao time, or as a recorded video if those hours do not suit you. You send your questions first. $250. Four a month, one a week. The details are here.

Can I read it on my phone?

Yes. It is a PDF. Phone, tablet, laptop, or print it.

Jekaterina on the beach under a full moon

Who is reading your chart

I am Jekaterina. The doctors gave me pain meds for life. My chart gave me a way out.

Twenty four years of grade four endometriosis and severe PCOS. Two surgeries, one of almost six hours. Years on the maximum medication a body can take. Then twenty two years of investigating every woowoo way of healing there is, and one of my biggest allies was astrology and Human Design, because they tell you exactly how your incarnation chose to operate in this matrix. Three children, naturally. No pain medication.

I am not for everybody. I am for the woman who is done with generic advice and a little bit woowoo herself. The whole story, coffin included, is here.

Read my chart · $27