Living with Endo PCOS Read my chart · $27
Twenty four years of endometriosis · Severe PCOS · Three children, naturally · No pain medication · Read by hand, never by an app · Twenty four years of endometriosis · Severe PCOS · Three children, naturally · No pain medication · Read by hand, never by an app ·
The Reading · map owners only · four a month

Your map, read to you out loud.

You own a Body Map. You have read it, maybe twice. Some of it landed and some of it is still on the page. The Reading is forty five minutes with me, your map open, where I talk it through for your body until it lands. Live on WhatsApp or Signal, or as a video I record for you. One map, nothing else.

Four Readings a month, one a week. Read the five rules below first. The button to pay is under them, on purpose.

Jekaterina at her table
The five rules, so nobody is surprised

Read these before you pay.

1. You already own the map.

The Reading is about one Body Map you have bought and read. The Cycle Map, the Hormone Map, whichever one it is. If you own All Seven, you still choose one. I read that map and everything in it for your body, and nothing else. Not your relationship, not your career, not another map.

2. Four a month. One a week.

I do four Readings a month, one in each week, and then the door closes until next month. When they are gone, the checkout says so and you wait for the first of the month.

3. Live means WhatsApp or Signal.

A live Reading is a call on WhatsApp or Signal, nothing else, no Zoom, no Teams. Mondays, Tuesdays, Thursdays and Fridays only, in the morning, between 9:00 and 12:00 Curaçao time. Never on a Wednesday, never in the afternoon.

4. Or I record it for you.

If those hours are impossible where you live, choose the recorded Reading. I open your map on camera and talk it through for your body, forty five minutes, and send you the video. Same price, same depth, you watch it when you like and as often as you like.

5. Your questions come first.

Before we speak, or before I record, you send me your specific questions about your map, or you tell me you want a general reading and I choose where to go. There is a box for it at checkout. No questions and no choice means no date until I have them.

What you get.

Forty five minutes with your map open. Which page to start on, what to skip, why your design does what it does, and what your doctor should hear from you. Live Readings are recorded and the recording is yours within a day. Not a cure, not a diagnosis, not medical advice.

How it goes

One map. One woman. Forty five minutes.

1

You tick the rules below and pay.

At checkout you tell me which map you own, live or recorded, your WhatsApp or Signal number, and your questions or that you want a general reading.

2

I write to you within two business days.

For a live Reading I send you the open mornings in that week and you pick one. For a recorded Reading I tell you when your video will land, usually within seven days.

3

We open your map.

On the call, or on camera. I read your chart to you, out loud, for your body. Your questions first, then what I see that you did not ask.

4

You keep the recording.

Yours for good, so you never have to remember it all at once.

Who it is for

The woman who read her map and thought: I want her to say this to me.

It is not coaching and it is not a consultation. It is your map, in my voice, for your body. If you have not got a map yet, start there, the Reading only makes sense once the book is in your hands.

Not a cure, not a diagnosis, not medical advice. I am a guide, not a doctor.

Request my Reading.

$250. Four a month. Map owners only. Tick the four boxes and the button opens.

Sold out this month? The checkout will tell you. Come back on the first.